Shop like it’s 2013

Hardware for developers, shipped fast, secured never. Every flaw in this store is load-bearing and intentional.

Rubber Duck Debugger

Explain your bug out loud and watch it fix itself. Side effects may include sudden clarity.

Holds 400ml of coffee, or one exact answer from 2013 that still holds up.

Thocky, clicky, and slightly too expensive. Now your coworkers can hear you commit.

Every FPS counts. The lights add at least three of them.

Raises your screen to eye level and your posture to "acceptable".

Mutes open-plan offices, keyboard symphonies, and deploy-day chatter.